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    “Donald Trump Glossary of Terms”

    ith Donald Trump operating in a world of his own making, The White House thought it would be useful to release a glossary of alternate Trump terms.

    This glossary of substitute definitions may help you better comprehend our inscrutable leader. Forty common terms appear on the left with Donald Trump’s alternate definitions on the right:

    Necktie: Tape dispenser

    Book: Coaster/trivet

    Nukes: Toys

    Daughter: Mistress/paramour

    Illegal: Legal

    Defeat (as in popular vote): Victory

    Media: Covfefe

    Liberals: Leftafefe

    Promise: Suggestion

    Oath: Suggestion

    Pledge: Suggestion

    Cats: Furry germs

    Dogs: More furry germs

    People: Fur-less germs

    Charity: Slush fund

    Casino: Slush fund

    University (as in Trump University): Slush Fund

    America: Russia

    Coffee: Joefefe

    Not Grabbable: Grabbable

    Democracy: Dictatorship

    Sons: Sacrificial lambs

    Advisers: Sacrificial lambs

    Vice-President: Sacrificial lamb

    Congress: Sacrificial lamb

    Chief-of-Staff: Sacrificial lamb

    Everyone Else: Sacrificial lambs

    Money: Muchofefe

    Conversation: Monologue

    Negotiation: Command

    Paunch: Six-pack

    Failure (as a president): Success

    Forefathers: Yokels

    Philanthropist: Sucker

    Cheetos: Spinach

    Allies: Enemies

    Enemies: Allies

    Women: Femifefes

    Greet (as with a handshake): Arm wrestle

    Hairpiece: Hair

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    There were more from your link:

    Dialog: Trump interview with Fox News
    Diatribe: Trump spokespeople or lawyers dispatched to explain what he tweeted
    Diarrhea: Trump twitter storm

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