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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    The Eric Trump Theory of Relativity:

    E=QP2

    *QP = Questionable Paternity
    Ahem.


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    Quote Originally Posted by libertariat720 View Post
    Ahem.

    Was Eric almost killed in a motorcycle accident?

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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    The Eric Trump Theory of Relativity:

    E=QP2

    *QP = Questionable Paternity
    Does anyone have a picture of his hands. Trump's small hands are usually a dominant trait.

    I'm sorry... I'm ruining the thread. I'll leave now.
    Last edited by Panzareta; 2nd July 2017 at 09:54 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Top 5 Secret Service Code Name Suggestions For Eric Trump:

    Low Priority
    Whiter Shade Of Pale
    Misfire
    Lost Luggage
    Eric Trump
    They have ruled out the code name of 'Eric Trump' for Eric Trump, as there is a bad precedent for this. Way back when, in 2000, Al Gore said this:

    Al Gore: "Al Gore is SOOOO boring, that his Secret Service code name is....Al Gore."

    The Secret Service does NOT want people thinking Eric Trump is boring, so.....

    They have added this possible code name, though: Great White Hunter

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    Eric and Junior are on a hike when a grizzly bear begins pursuing them from down the trail.

    Eric frantically pulls out running shoes.

    Junior yells, "You're crazy! You can't outrun that bear!"

    Eric says, "Oh...really?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Top 5 Secret Service Code Name Suggestions For Eric Trump:

    Low Priority
    Whiter Shade Of Pale
    Misfire
    Lost Luggage
    Eric Trump
    Weak Sister

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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Top 5 Secret Service Code Name Suggestions For Eric Trump:

    Low Priority
    Whiter Shade Of Pale
    Misfire
    Lost Luggage
    Eric Trump
    ^Just hit me. LLA

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    I asked "Alexa" who Eric Trump was.

    She replied: "Are you sure you don't want to find your car keys again?"
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    Eric Trump spends the bulk of most days trading text messages with his German pen pal, Otto Correct.
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    I'll tweet them to the family!

    Come on!
    What happened to Eric's top lip?

    Did it get stuck to his father's ass while kissing it so often and deep, ultimately tearing off?
    Last edited by Think for myself; 3rd July 2017 at 08:12 AM.

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