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    Birthday parties were always fun for Ivanka and Junior when they were little. There were of course presents and entertainment, but the highlight was the pinata that always had a striking resemblance to Eric.

    Break open the torso and candy would fall to the ground. Break open the head and... nothing. Everyone would laugh and laugh... #GoodTimes.
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    I think Eric slicks his hair back with his own ejaculate, which he accumulates while masturbating to the greed is good scene in Wall Street.
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    Eric Trump, the before picture of Ivanka prior to lip fillers and breast implants.
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    Eric Trump, if his last name was not Trump, has the perfect look for a fellow on the Megan's law website.
    Last edited by Think for myself; 3rd July 2017 at 02:04 PM.
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    For Eric Trump, "Netflix and chill" means he's once again locked himself inside the walk-in cooler with nothing but his ipad.

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    The president asked Eric Trump if he'd like to accompany him to the G20.

    Eric Trump replied: "Bingo!"
    Last edited by boontito; 8th July 2017 at 06:44 PM.
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    Eric Trump: "Hey Don, sucks to be you, Dad says he put me in charge of his company because I have a good head for figures!"

    Donald Trump Jr.: ::: Sigh ::: "Eric, that's not what 'figure head' means."

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    what does eric trump call a democrat?

    a davocrat!

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    I bumped into Eric at a fundraiser for big game hunting. I said hello, but there was nobody home.

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