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    Eric wears branded clothes to remind him who he is.



    This is him relaxing on a transatlantic flight (next to a Muslim standup comedian.) Maybe there is a god.

    Eric fell asleep, and the other passengers lined up to take selfies with him!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dangermouse View Post
    Eric wears branded clothes to remind him who he is.



    This is him relaxing on a transatlantic flight (next to a Muslim standup comedian.) Maybe there is a god.

    Eric fell asleep, and the other passengers lined up to take selfies with him!
    That guy's hat seems to be very upset with Eric Trump.

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    The 'heir and a spare'?

    Okay its borrowed but it fits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    They have ruled out the code name of 'Eric Trump' for Eric Trump, as there is a bad precedent for this. Way back when, in 2000, Al Gore said this:

    Al Gore: "Al Gore is SOOOO boring, that his Secret Service code name is....Al Gore."

    The Secret Service does NOT want people thinking Eric Trump is boring, so.....

    They have added this possible code name, though: Great White Hunter
    Remember this one (he told on himself). "Someone in Tenn. was thinking about having a statue made of me but then that would have been redundant."
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    Now that his bro is offering varying versions to account for the unfolding story of the treasonous Russian meeting as it emerges, turns out Eric IS the sharpest tool!
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    Eric Trump swears he's never met with Prussians.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    I asked "Alexa" who Eric Trump was.

    She replied: "Are you sure you don't want to find your car keys again?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtm1963 View Post
    what does eric trump call a democrat?

    a davocrat!
    Swing and a miss.
    Last edited by cpicturetaker12; 9th July 2017 at 08:39 PM.

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