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    Let's make up some Eric Trump jokes!

    I'll tweet them to the family!

    Come on!

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    How many Eric Trumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two.

    One to hold the bulb and the other to call Don Jr. for help.
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    Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., and Eric Trump walk into a bar.

    "I'd like to buy my two sons a drink", Donald Trump says to the bartender.

    The bartender pours a rum and coke for Donald Trump Jr. and slides a whisky sour down to the end of the bar where Jared Kushner was already seated.
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    Why did Eric Trump cross the road?

    Because Don Jr. was holding his leash.
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    Eric Trump came into this thread the same time as me and still hasn't gotten any of the jokes.

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    Interviewer: "Well, it's good to have the Trump boys here in the studio. Our listeners have sent in questions, up first, this one's for Don Jr. Kathy from Saginaw would like to know by what name does your father call you?"

    Don Jr.: "Well, Kathy. Sometimes he calls me Junior, but I'm embarrassed to say that most of the time he calls me Donnie."

    Interviewer: "Same question for you, Eric. What name does your father most call you?"

    Eric: "Tiffany."

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    Top 5 Secret Service Code Name Suggestions For Eric Trump:

    Low Priority
    Whiter Shade Of Pale
    Misfire
    Lost Luggage
    Eric Trump

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    The Eric Trump Theory of Relativity:

    E=QP2

    *QP = Questionable Paternity
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