Thread: can anyone explain Trump's hair?

Originally Posted by pragmatic

In all fairness. I definitely did make fun of the way Obama threw a baseball. That was pretty shallow too.

Politicians in general tend to be fair game for lame potshots. Comes with the territory.

Yeah, but Jesus, we only had to see that what 6 or 7 times (or did he do it all 8?) with a whole 365 days in between to rest up.

PS He's a lefty. WE look funny doing everything with our left hand. Someone gave me a mug one time, said 'hire the left-handed, it's fun to watch them write.

Originally Posted by cpicturetaker12

Yeah, but Jesus, we only had to see that what 6 or 7 times (or did he do it all 8?) with a whole 365 days in between to rest up.

Valid point.

Originally Posted by pragmatic

In all fairness. I definitely did make fun of the way Obama threw a baseball. That was pretty shallow too.

Politicians in general tend to be fair game for lame potshots. Comes with the territory.

Ha, Fair Enough, as long as you apply it equally I will laugh along with you.

Wait till about year 3 when all of that starts going grey, not sure what we are going to call that mess.

He should try this

Originally Posted by Spookycolt

Most people aren't shallow enough to judge a president on what his hair looks like.

most people don't get butt hurt over people making fun of Trump's hair.

Originally Posted by Spookycolt

Ha, Fair Enough, as long as you apply it equally I will laugh along with you.

Wait till about year 3 when all of that starts going grey, not sure what we are going to call that mess.

He should try this

It's already grey. He dyes it BLONDE. Not only that, according to the PRO's, he uses different dye colors. (Drives them nuts!)

Originally Posted by Sassy

I wish I knew. At the start he kept insisting that various people confirm it's real. I was like, that is not the issue! So, I guess a lot of pride is tied up in keeping what hair he has..........

It's real. Remember he got a scalp reduction--one of the methods to use for male pattern baldness. The color and the style, WHY??

ok, now it makes sense.


It's "minority outreach"......

Originally Posted by Spookycolt

Most people aren't shallow enough to judge a president on what his hair looks like.

NO it's just the sprinkles on TOP!

(Pun intended)

Q: Can anyone explain Trump's hair?

A: Some things are best left unexplained.

H.P. Lovecraft: “The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age. ”

Originally Posted by the watchman

had to put this in the political humor section because I frankly don't know where else to put it. It's absurd the way Trump combs his hair. How can he expect anyone to take him seriously with the hairdo of a clown? Why does he do it?

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