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    The Ten Commandments seem a little old for Roy Moore.

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    Apparently Alabama men have a hard time remembering hanging out with Russians or 14-year-old girls.
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    Just a thought, but anyone who’s been banned from a mall for picking up teenage girls should probably also be banned from the Senate.

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    Millions Furious at Roy Moore for Forcing Them to Agree with Mitch McConnell
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    Trump Warns That Dumping Roy Moore Could Start Dangerous Trend of Believing Women

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    Republicans could not get anything done if there were suddenly a fourth branch of government and they controlled that too.

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    This wouldn't have surprised me had it been real testimony from the orange idiot.

    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking his silence on Alabama’s embattled Republican nominee for the U.S. Senate, Donald Trump warned on Wednesday that dumping Roy Moore could start a “dangerous trend” of believing women.
    “I think we need to be very, very careful here,” Trump told reporters. “This is not just about Roy Moore. This is about our country deciding that we are going to start believing women, something that we have never done before.
    “This is a very dangerous road we’re heading down,” he said.
    Trump cautioned that, if instituted, a new practice of believing women would “totally destroy” the system that the country already has in place. “For years we’ve had a system of believing men,” he said. “It’s worked very well. It’s done a great job.”
    He said that he was considering a number of measures to stem the tide of women’s credibility, including an executive order banning women from giving believable accounts to the press. “That’s something we’re looking into,” he indicated.
    Trump painted a doomsday scenario of what might happen if the “very bad trend” of believing women gained traction in the country. “If people believe Roy Moore’s five accusers, what happens to a man who has, say, about twenty accusers?” he asked. “I don’t like where this is going.”
    (SATIRE-Andy Borowitz)

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    I am proposing a temporary ban on men in power until we find out what the hell is going on.

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    Trump has put his decision that endangers elephants on hold. Still waiting for him to reverse his decisions harming refugees, Muslims, people of color, the poor, the elderly, women and the planet.*

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