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    Zimbabwe's Ouster of Corrupt Narcissist Leaves Americans Seething with Envy
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    I’m just sorry Frederick Douglass lived to see all this.

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    Trump’s support of a child molester makes me nostalgic for the days when he just supported Nazis.

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    THANKSGIVING THOUGHT: No matter what you’re going through, at least Sarah Huckabee Sanders isn’t in the same room talking to you right now.

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    "I have just added a clause to my will that says in the event of my untimely death Trump is forbidden from comforting my family."
    Trump is not allowed to speak at my funeral,either. He would mess up the TelePrompTer.

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    'Pocahontas' Not a Racial Slur, Says Prominent White Expert
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    It's a sign of just how far we have fallen that people are bummed that a former Exxon Mobil CEO with zero foreign policy experience is leaving the State Department.

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    Really enjoying watching House of Cards on CNN today. #binge
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    Dear Alabama Republicans: good news! Whenever people used to think about you the first thing that came to mind was “racists,” but not anymore. From now on it’ll be “child molesters.” #branding

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