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    “If people believe Roy Moore’s five accusers, what happens to a man who has, say, about twenty accusers?” Donald J. Trump asked. “I don’t like where this is going.”
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    Poll: Trump’s Approval Rating Solid Among Republicans Who Describe Themselves as Child Molesters
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    Hoping to put to rest a mystery that has long bedeviled the nation, Donald J. Trump’s personal lawyer, John Dowd, revealed on Monday that it is actually his voice that appears on the notorious “Access Hollywood” tape.

    Speaking to reporters, Dowd said that the so-called locker-room talk attributed to Trump had actually been carefully crafted by the former reality-show host’s legal team and then read aloud by Dowd himself.
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    Trump’s Slurred Speech Tied to Low Battery in Putin’s Remote

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    Americans Nostalgic for Republican Who Only Wanted to Screw Over Forty-Seven Per Cent of Them
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    Trump's campaign appearance for a child molester left many Nazis feeling "hurt" and "taken for granted," prominent Nazis said.

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    Now that we know Trent Franks offered a staffer $5 mill to have sex with him I don’t want to hear any more bullshit about Republicans being fiscally responsible.
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    Trump Bans Use of Word Guilty
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    Evidence that the nation once believed in science was denounced by the White House, which has banned the words evidence and science.
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