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    All Andy Borowitz Quotes

    McCain Attacks "Spurious Nationalism," Forcing Trump to Google Both Words
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    "Barack Obama didn't sign a single unconstitutional travel ban and I've already signed three," Donald J. Trump boasted.
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    "The Republicans have gone from Abraham Lincoln to Sarah Palin to Donald Trump. No wonder they don't believe in evolution."

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    Chinese media fooled by Borowitz Report. Is this kind of ‘satire’ okay in a fake-news era?



    I don't read Chinese so I'll just take the WaPo's word for it on this one.
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    "The Republicans have gone from Abraham Lincoln to Sarah Palin to Donald Trump. No wonder they don't believe in evolution."
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