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    Shroedinger's liberal: a weak snowflake beta cuck, and also a violent terrorist thug.
    That's us alright.

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    Two scientists walk into a bar.
    "I'll have H2O," says the 1st.
    "I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd.
    Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
    Actually, the whole thread is hilarious.

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    Ryan Reynolds is one of the most hilarious celebrities on Twitter.


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    I can't find the tweet but to paraphrase:

    Of course he rode a horse to vote. Everyone knows little girls love horses.

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    A link in a tweet revealed this gem:


    Senate Majority Leader Mitch "I Always Look Like Someone Surprised Me by Sticking Something in My Asshole and I Don't Know How to Feel About It" McConnell



    https://rudepundit.blogspot.ca/2017/...publicans.html

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    watching trumpsters flip out over the fact that rosie o'donnell offered money to senators to vote against the tax bill, cracks me up. This is how the tax bill got here in the first place. Lobbyists bribed senators to vote in favor of it.
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    Okay, this one really cracked me up. It's a thread of some guy live tweeting his Scrabble adventures with his dad, who's kicks his ass in every game.

    One dad's complete and utter Scrabble dominance becomes a holiday tradition
    Haha Last night
    Last Thanksgiving, Owen Ellickson (@onlxn) was determined to defeat his father in Scrabble. It didn't go as planned. This Christmas, the duel continued, as did the lexical butt-kicking.


    Owen EllicksonVerified account


    Rematching my dad in Scrabble. Have never beaten him. He was once top 30 in the American dictionary, but he is old now, and I NEED this


    I play NEW for 24 -- wasn't sure if YOW was good, but it is. Motherfucker throws YUPON at me now


    He successfully challenges me on HEE, then triple-bingoes w/ STINGER, I don't even care, this game's so dumb, why do you even care

    It goes on and on like that. Hilarious!

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