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    As A Male Feminist, I Really Think I’d Absolutely Crush It If I Ever Had To Publicly

    As A Male Feminist, I Really Think I’d Absolutely Crush It If I Ever Had To Publicly Apologize For Sexual Misconduct

    America is now confronting its endemic sexual harassment problem and finally holding powerful men accountable for their crimes against women in an unprecedented way. Big-name celebrities and media titans are being outed as the sex criminals they truly are, but infuriatingly, exposed serial abusers like Harvey Weinstein and Louis CK continue to issue public apologies that fail to convey sincere remorse and attempt to justify their heinous behavior. These weak, mealy-mouthed mea culpas cannot be tolerated, and as a male feminist and ally to women, I believe that I would totally crush it if I ever had to publicly apologize for sexual misconduct.

    Seriously. It would be an absolute slam dunk.
    First off, I would immediately admit to the charges leveled against me. Whatever I was accused of doing, whether it was lewd comments, groping, public masturbation, coercing female employees into sex for promotions, or something even worse, I would own up to it because, as a progressive, I do not want to contribute to a culture that discredits women for speaking up. I read enough feminist think-pieces to know that it’s important to believe women, and in my apology, there wouldn’t be any half-assed claims about misconstruing signals or consent, no fucking way. I would own that shit.
    Also, I wouldn’t wait until a Cosby-sized crowd of victims stepped forward. The moment one woman accused me of spiking her drink, boom, I’d post a full confession about what I did to her and also any other women I had traumatized. I would get the ball rolling on my public disgrace ASAP, without dilly-dallying until after a New York Times exposé forced my hand.


    I would be held so goddamn accountable, you wouldn’t believe it. I’m seriously getting amped just thinking about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macduff View Post
    As A Male Feminist, I Really Think I’d Absolutely Crush It If I Ever Had To Publicly Apologize For Sexual Misconduct

    America is now confronting its endemic sexual harassment problem and finally holding powerful men accountable for their crimes against women in an unprecedented way. Big-name celebrities and media titans are being outed as the sex criminals they truly are, but infuriatingly, exposed serial abusers like Harvey Weinstein and Louis CK continue to issue public apologies that fail to convey sincere remorse and attempt to justify their heinous behavior. These weak, mealy-mouthed mea culpas cannot be tolerated, and as a male feminist and ally to women, I believe that I would totally crush it if I ever had to publicly apologize for sexual misconduct.
    Seriously. It would be an absolute slam dunk.

    First off, I would immediately admit to the charges leveled against me. Whatever I was accused of doing, whether it was lewd comments, groping, public masturbation, coercing female employees into sex for promotions, or something even worse, I would own up to it because, as a progressive, I do not want to contribute to a culture that discredits women for speaking up. I read enough feminist think-pieces to know that it’s important to believe women, and in my apology, there wouldn’t be any half-assed claims about misconstruing signals or consent, no fucking way. I would own that shit.
    Also, I wouldn’t wait until a Cosby-sized crowd of victims stepped forward. The moment one woman accused me of spiking her drink, boom, I’d post a full confession about what I did to her and also any other women I had traumatized. I would get the ball rolling on my public disgrace ASAP, without dilly-dallying until after a New York Times exposé forced my hand.


    I would be held so goddamn accountable, you wouldn’t believe it. I’m seriously getting amped just thinking about it.

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    Why is why THE VAST MAJORITY DON'T!
    They lie. Then call the women dishonest, attention seekers, bitches, sluts, whores and LIARS.

    Trump calls media and accusers horrible liars - CNN Video

    This is one where he told his 'crowd' the woman wasn't ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH to hit on.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Gp2bYE3VA

    This one claims they want FAME.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5biwd_4v4Gs

    Every woman LIED when they came forward to hurt my campaign. It's the DNC that put these liars forward.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78jgP9oFu60

    TODAY!!
    This time he sent a 'girl' out to call the women LIARS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macduff View Post
    As A Male Feminist, I Really Think I’d Absolutely Crush It If I Ever Had To Publicly Apologize For Sexual Misconduct

    America is now confronting its endemic sexual harassment problem and finally holding powerful men accountable for their crimes against women in an unprecedented way. Big-name celebrities and media titans are being outed as the sex criminals they truly are, but infuriatingly, exposed serial abusers like Harvey Weinstein and Louis CK continue to issue public apologies that fail to convey sincere remorse and attempt to justify their heinous behavior. These weak, mealy-mouthed mea culpas cannot be tolerated, and as a male feminist and ally to women, I believe that I would totally crush it if I ever had to publicly apologize for sexual misconduct.

    Seriously. It would be an absolute slam dunk.
    First off, I would immediately admit to the charges leveled against me. Whatever I was accused of doing, whether it was lewd comments, groping, public masturbation, coercing female employees into sex for promotions, or something even worse, I would own up to it because, as a progressive, I do not want to contribute to a culture that discredits women for speaking up. I read enough feminist think-pieces to know that it’s important to believe women, and in my apology, there wouldn’t be any half-assed claims about misconstruing signals or consent, no fucking way. I would own that shit.
    Also, I wouldn’t wait until a Cosby-sized crowd of victims stepped forward. The moment one woman accused me of spiking her drink, boom, I’d post a full confession about what I did to her and also any other women I had traumatized. I would get the ball rolling on my public disgrace ASAP, without dilly-dallying until after a New York Times exposé forced my hand.


    I would be held so goddamn accountable, you wouldn’t believe it. I’m seriously getting amped just thinking about it.

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    Great, more "mansplaning" from some who has no idea what he's talking about.
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    Id just not do a bunch of stupid shit in the first place. Nothing to apologize for.

    Whats a "male femanist?" Is that some new underhanded way to bag chicks? If so, I want in....
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    Quote Originally Posted by HayJenn View Post
    Great, more "mansplaning" from some who has no idea what he's talking about.
    It's illustrative of how manipulative so called apologies can be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macduff View Post
    It's illustrative of how manipulative so called apologies can be.
    Pretty sure people like Weinstein, no matter how he apologized, is never going to see the light of day again.

    And he's pretty clueless on a number of other things.

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    Im sorry for getting inapropriate with Spookycolt.

    There.....I've said it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post
    Id just not do a bunch of stupid shit in the first place. Nothing to apologize for.

    Whats a "male femanist?" Is that some new underhanded way to bag chicks? If so, I want in....
    You should check them out. They're pathetic. It's hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HayJenn View Post
    Great, more "mansplaning" from some who has no idea what he's talking about.
    Especially since the result of his "confessions" would be an aggravated assault charge, 3-10 in the Big House, and registration as a sex offender. Maybe he hadn't thought that through.
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    You should check them out. They're pathetic. It's hilarious.
    I'm a male feminist. Am I ridiculous, do you think?
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