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    He will claim God sent him to "free the slaves". But, by slaves, he'll mean billionaires who feel oppressed by taxes.
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    At every mirror he walks by he will yell "I thought I fired you. Why do you keep following me?".
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    After a freak golf cart accident leaves his right leg permanently injured, President Trump's tenuous grasp on sanity fails with the assistance of his new Oxycontin addiction. Hidden away from public view, he spends most of his days vigorously going back and forth while wedged tightly in the historic William Howard Taft rocking chair and endlessly counting to ten over and over, always leaving out the numbers four and five. On the rare occasion he does test out his mobility, he struggles to his feet, looks down and beckons "let's go" to his horribly deformed leg he's since named "Crooked Hillary" and waddles in his soiled clothing towards the kitchen bellowing for "more Grey Poupon, bitches!"

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    Insists on doing press conferences while seated on the 16th president's lap at the Lincoln Memorial.
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    Pouting constantly about Taft having the largest presidential bathtub and lying about it on Twitter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    After a freak golf cart accident leaves his right leg permanently injured, President Trump's tenuous grasp on sanity fails with the assistance of his new Oxycontin addiction. Hidden away from public view, he spends most of his days vigorously going back and forth while wedged tightly in the historic William Howard Taft rocking chair and endlessly counting to ten over and over, always leaving out the numbers four and five. On the rare occasion he does test out his mobility, he struggles to his feet, looks down and beckons "let's go" to his horribly deformed leg he's since named "Crooked Hillary" and waddles in his soiled clothing towards the kitchen bellowing for "more Grey Poupon, bitches!"
    As Trump mistakes the children's fountain in the park for a bidet, he yells "That damned plumber can't fix anything right".
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    Doctors conclude what drove him mad was: little fingers... big nose.
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    Names Eric president of Puerto Rico.
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    Eric accepts.

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    Is ready to redeem his patriotism and now wants to join the armed services since his bone spurs are long gone.
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