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    Anthony Kennedy retires and Ruth Bader Ginsburg passes away. Trump suddenly gets to appoint two more judges to the Supreme Court. Liberals begin opening weeping and the opioid crisis reaches new heights as Blue State fears mount.

    CNN decides to go all in against Trump and has their front page lead with nothing but "analysis" and opinion. They start their slide into oblivion by starting a 72 hour marathon discussion about whether Trump allegedly used the phrase "Teepee in my bunghole" and how it is proof he hates Native Americans.

    #Metoo goes all in and takes down Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart and Chris Rock all for having said or done offensive things to women. Additionally someone finally remembers Jimmy Kimmel actually hosted a patently offensive show called "The Man Show" for 14 years where he did nothing but make sexist jokes and objectify women. ABC has him fired for this "revelation" and he is replaced by Conan O'brien who is also immediately fired for having growled and leered at every woman who ever came on his show. Conan is replaced by a turnip which is fired for still being a bit too phallic.

    Trump announces that over a trillion dollars in overseas profits will be repatriated to the United States for investment, profit sharing, bonuses, hiring and so on but intentionally misspells repatriated so that the news media can spend two weeks discussing his mental fitness and probable dementia.

    High Tax Blue states make it illegal to advertise or engage in the business migration services that help low tax neighboring states to poach their highest income residents as the new Trump tax plan takes effect. State border checkpoints are also beefed up in an attempt to limit outward migration to other states as they begin inspecting and forcing all moving trucks and vans to turn around. They deputize all state employees to report anyone attempting to migrate out of their states.

    Blue states politicians fight a losing war to keep a straight face as they discuss the legality of sanctuary state status and voluntary mandatory charitable contributions to their state treasuries.

    Trump follows his doctor's advice and loses 20lbs. He even publicly steps on a scale and it shows him weighing 219lbs. MSNBC and CNN begin a three week investigation into the department of weights and measures while accusing Trump of body and fat shaming millions of Americans.

    While praying for a 72 year old Trump to pass away in year 2, 76 year old Joe Biden and 77 year old Bernie Sanders actually do pass away leading to yet another level of opioid abuse and addiction in blue states.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thx1138 View Post
    Talk Show: "What Will America Settle For?"

    Hosts ask how far Americans are willing to go here...

    "Grandma eating cat food?"

    61% say "yes, they had it too good during the 1970s!"

    28% figure dog food is better than cat food.

    8% just hope it's not from "shithole" countries of origin, where would they be then?

    (Sarah Sanders reminded people that some folks don't have cat food.)

    2% figure cat food will surely "trickle-down" like manna from heaven: problem solved.

    1% say it's the same crap they serve at Mar-lago for 100K a plate only with sauce and cleavage...

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    You are getting too close to home on that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by trumptman View Post
    Anthony Kennedy retires and Ruth Bader Ginsburg passes away. Trump suddenly gets to appoint two more judges to the Supreme Court. Liberals begin opening weeping and the opioid crisis reaches new heights as Blue State fears mount.

    CNN decides to go all in against Trump and has their front page lead with nothing but "analysis" and opinion. They start their slide into oblivion by starting a 72 hour marathon discussion about whether Trump allegedly used the phrase "Teepee in my bunghole" and how it is proof he hates Native Americans.

    #Metoo goes all in and takes down Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart and Chris Rock all for having said or done offensive things to women. Additionally someone finally remembers Jimmy Kimmel actually hosted a patently offensive show called "The Man Show" for 14 years where he did nothing but make sexist jokes and objectify women. ABC has him fired for this "revelation" and he is replaced by Conan O'brien who is also immediately fired for having growled and leered at every woman who ever came on his show. Conan is replaced by a turnip which is fired for still being a bit too phallic.

    Trump announces that over a trillion dollars in overseas profits will be repatriated to the United States for investment, profit sharing, bonuses, hiring and so on but intentionally misspells repatriated so that the news media can spend two weeks discussing his mental fitness and probable dementia.

    High Tax Blue states make it illegal to advertise or engage in the business migration services that help low tax neighboring states to poach their highest income residents as the new Trump tax plan takes effect. State border checkpoints are also beefed up in an attempt to limit outward migration to other states as they begin inspecting and forcing all moving trucks and vans to turn around. They deputize all state employees to report anyone attempting to migrate out of their states.

    Blue states politicians fight a losing war to keep a straight face as they discuss the legality of sanctuary state status and voluntary mandatory charitable contributions to their state treasuries.

    Trump follows his doctor's advice and loses 20lbs. He even publicly steps on a scale and it shows him weighing 219lbs. MSNBC and CNN begin a three week investigation into the department of weights and measures while accusing Trump of body and fat shaming millions of Americans.

    While praying for a 72 year old Trump to pass away in year 2, 76 year old Joe Biden and 77 year old Bernie Sanders actually do pass away leading to yet another level of opioid abuse and addiction in blue states.
    Wow! How many tissues were sacrificed in the effort to create that fantasy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davocrat View Post
    Stormy Daniels, new Secretary Health and Human Services.
    Ivana Trumps new branding empire, goes after Martha Stewart's legacy by appearing on QVC with 5 minute video titled " How to properly turn down the sheets". POST script "while on horseback"

    Yes I meant Ivana
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryAnne View Post
    You are getting too close to home on that one
    It would never come to that for you my friend, @MaryAnne I would have you staying on my couch and we would dine on my famous chicken/asparagus/mushroom casserole!

    Um, you okay with garlic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryAnne View Post
    You are getting too close to home on that one
    You come stay with me.
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    He'll tweet about how government would run better if the people gave him the power to disband Congress.
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    The first draft of the route of the border wall will show that he wants to keep foreigners out regardless of if they're trying to enter this country from Mexico or New Mexico.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    The first draft of the route of the border wall will show that he wants to keep foreigners out regardless of if they're trying to enter this country from Mexico or New Mexico.
    Or Puerto Rico or Jersey City

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