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    Second armed teacher ... to stop first from misfiring?

    How long will it take tRump to endorse this?

    N.R.A. Proposes Having Second Armed Teacher in Every Classroom to Stop First Armed Teacher from Misfiring
    (The Borowitz Report)—Hours after an armed teacher in a Northern California classroom fired a gun and injured a student, the head of the National Rifle Association proposed placing a second armed teacher in every classroom, to shoot the first armed teacher before he or she can do harm.

    “Had there been a second armed teacher in the classroom to shoot the first armed teacher, this regrettable incident would never have occurred,” Wayne LaPierre said. “The only thing that stops a bad teacher with a gun is a good teacher with a gun.”

    The N.R.A. executive vice-president said, “In a perfect world, you would have a third armed teacher, in case the second one messes up, but right now I’d settle for two.”

    He blamed anti-gun activists for blocking measures that would allow multiple teachers with guns to shoot at one another and thus keep the nation’s classrooms safe. “It’s time to stop the madness,” he said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friday13 View Post
    Ok, that just HAS to be The Onion.
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    LOLOL @satire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood View Post
    Ok, that just HAS to be The Onion.
    You're not on your game today, @Hollywood. Says at the beginning of the quote "The Borowitz Report"...wake up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friday13 View Post
    You're not on your game today, @Hollywood. Says at the beginning of the quote "The Borowitz Report"...wake up!
    This whole presidency should be a Borrowitz Report or Onion article.
    Sadly enough, it's surreal.

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    If in Germany a teacher would be armed the police would bring him directly into a psychiatric hospital. Reason: endangerment and self-endangerment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaangalewa View Post
    If in Germany a teacher would be armed the police would bring him directly into a psychiatric hospital. Reason: endangerment and self-endangerment.

    In Israel arming teachers has been saving the lives of children for decades.


    Israel proves the NRA's arguments
    In reality, Israel's gun policy is living proof of the arguments the American gun lobby has been making for years.


    ...When terrorists attacked a school in Maalot in 1974, Israel did not declare every school a gun-free zone. It passed a law mandating armed security in schools, provided weapons training to teachers and today runs frequent active shooter drills. There have been only two school shootings since then, and both have ended with teachers killing the terrorists.


    It is an approach that the Americans should take to end the constant slaughter of innocents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenrir View Post
    Note that your link is to an Op-Ed. Here is an additional view:

    https://www.timesofisrael.com/compar...and-revealing/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian Jeffrey View Post
    Note that your link is to an Op-Ed. Here is an additional view:

    https://www.timesofisrael.com/compar...and-revealing/
    Thanx, @Ian Jeffrey. I posted a similar, tho earlier article the last time they pulled out this BS. They don't appear to recognize satire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friday13 View Post
    I posted a similar, tho earlier article the last time they pulled out this BS. They don't appear to recognize satire.
    I don't think it's satire. I think it's selective reporting. I know several Israelis, but have not spoken to them about this particular issue.

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