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    Political Satire: The Old Man of the Mountain (11)

    Narrator: By nightfall, the priest came to a thatched cottage. After knocking at the door, an elderly man came out. The priest asked him to let him lodge in the house for the night. The owner agreed, saying he had a spare room for any weary traveller who knocked at his door. Inside the house, he found an elderly woman sawing a broken table.

    Elderly man: My wife is busy sawing off the table legs.

    Priest: I suppose you are turning your broken table into firewood.

    Elderly man: No.

    Priest: Then you are making a new piece of furniture out of the old.

    Elderly man: Let me explain to you. Two days ago, we were carrying this old broken table to a garbage dump at a nearby forest. On the way, we met a young man who offered a high price for the table. He was my former neighbour but moved to another village after a fight with my brother. At first I thought he was off his nut, but on second thought I told him we needed time to consider his offer. I told him to meet us at the same time and place next day for our reply.

    After carrying back the table, we examined it thoroughly but found nothing special and valuable about it. Suddenly I recalled that my brother had walloped him with a stick about the length of a table leg during the fight. I came to the conclusion that the table legs could be used as offensive weapons if he plans to fight with my brother again. We met him yesterday and informed him of our decision to sell him the table minus the legs. He agreed to meet us again at the same time and place tomorrow to close the deal.

    Narrator: The priest lodged in the house for the night. Out of curiosity, he followed them to meet the "crazy" buyer. The deal was closed without hitch. After the couple left for home, the priest asked the young man why he was willing to pay a high price for the table top.

    Young man: The tables made by his late grandfather were much treasured by the villagers and fetched a very high price in the market. I should be thankful to him for removing the table legs which are partly consumed by termites. As the table top is still in good condition, I can get a carpenter to replace the legs later on.

    Narrator: The priest offered to help the young man carry the table top home...
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    I'd like to bring in @Monk-Eye to get his take on this.

    I think you'll be fast friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StanStill View Post
    I'd like to bring in @Monk-Eye to get his take on this.

    I think you'll be fast friends.
    I'd like to bring in @Cold Eyes to get his take on this.

    I think you'll be fast friends too.

    Political Satire: The Old Man of the Mountain (15)
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    Quote Originally Posted by reedak View Post
    I'd like to bring in @Cold Eyes to get his take on this.

    I think you'll be fast friends too.

    Political Satire: The Old Man of the Mountain (15)
    No idea what you're talking about, although Cold Eyes sounds like a more interesting person than Lecherous Eyes, even though neither of them exist. Maybe you should write about him next. Monk-Eye posts here occasionally, although he works more in the style of a freeform poem/play on words, rather than prose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StanStill View Post
    No idea what you're talking about, although Cold Eyes sounds like a more interesting person than Lecherous Eyes, even though neither of them exist. Maybe you should write about him next. Monk-Eye posts here occasionally, although he works more in the style of a freeform poem/play on words, rather than prose.
    I have written about Lecherous Eyes at Political Satire: The Old Man of the Mountain (15)

    I shall write about Cold Eyes when the opportunity comes. Meanwhile, you can find Cold Eyes when you look into a mirror or at your avatar.
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