Find a job for Paul Ryan!

**StanStill** · 11th April 2018, 06:57 AM

Personal trainer!

**Davocrat** · 11th April 2018, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by StanStill

Personal trainer!

I wonder what he listens to.

**Ronin Tetsuro** · 11th April 2018, 07:48 AM

Pretty sure he's already got a job servicing johns at Koch Industries and that's why he's not reupping for public service.

**Panzareta** · 11th April 2018, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by Ronin Tetsuro

Pretty sure he's already got a job servicing johns at Koch Industries and that's why he's not reupping for public service.

So a male escort! Why didn't you say so?

**Ronin Tetsuro** · 11th April 2018, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by Panzareta

So a male escort! Why didn't you say so?

Because that would be insulting to male escorts. They typically don't literally eat shit.

**OldGaffer** · 11th April 2018, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by Ronin Tetsuro

Because that would be insulting to male escorts. They typically don't literally eat shit.

But he does not howl at the moon...

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