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    Above the FRAY Friday13's Avatar
    Sep 2012


    Trump's DIY Nobel Prize

    Trump Orders Replica Nobel Peace Prize to Display on His Desk
    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has ordered a replica of the Nobel Peace Prize and is displaying it prominently on his desk in the Oval Office, the White House confirmed on Wednesday.

    The replica of the Nobel medallion is mounted on what the White House described as a “tasteful black-velvet background” with an engraved plaque reading, “Donald J. Trump, 2018 Winner.”

    At the daily White House briefing, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, said that Trump “took the initiative” to award himself the Peace Prize rather than “waiting around” for the Nobel committee, in Oslo, to bestow it on him.

    “What with his successes in Syria, Iran, North Korea, and whatnot, the President already knows he’s a lock for the Nobel,” she said. “It’s just a formality at this point."

    The fake Nobel was first spotted by Henry Klugian, a student who was on a White House tour with his seventh-grade class from Bethesda, Maryland.
    “I thought it was kind of weird that he’d have something like that made up for himself, but whatever,” he said.

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    Radical Centrist BigLeRoy's Avatar
    Jan 2016

    Give it two days.

    This will be a REAL news story.

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