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Thread: Macron & Trudeau say they weren't gonna tell Trump where the G7 afterparty was

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    Macron & Trudeau say they weren't gonna tell Trump where the G7 afterparty was

    He's gonna be pissed when he hears about this!



    LA MALBAIE, CANADA (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that they were “tremendously relieved” that Donald J. Trump is leaving the G-7 summit early, the leaders of France and Canada said on Friday that they had been planning not to tell Trump the location of the G-7 after party.

    Speaking to reporters, Emmanuel Macron and Justin Trudeau said that there had been “total consensus” among non-U.S. participants to withhold information about the time, place, and existence of an after party from Trump.

    “The plan was, if Trump asked about an after party, we were going to be, like, ‘Ask Angela Merkel,’ ” Macron said. “Angela was going to totally stonewall him.”

    Merkel confirmed that she had planned to tell Trump that she “didn’t think anyone was planning to do anything” after the summit and steadfastly to deny “hearing anything” about an after party.

    “I would have had no problem lying to him, despite our two countries going way back, to D-Day or whenever,” Merkel said, rolling her eyes.

    Trudeau said that the after party will proceed as scheduled when the G-7 concludes, on Saturday, adding, “Now that Trump is out of here, we’ll really have something to celebrate.”
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    That's WHY Trump wants the Russians in......Stripper parties!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redwood View Post
    That's WHY Trump wants the Russians in......Stripper parties!
    And booze, lots of booze

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    Trudeau and Macron kept speaking French together whenever Trump was in earshot! Messing with his tiny mind games.
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    It is quite natural, anyway whatever Trumps catch from what other say, which does not fit his mood of the present moment, does not for him exist anyway, so better let's talk French and make some good jokes on him in his back, so who cares if he does not understand ?
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