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    Kim Jong Un offers to host peace talks between the US and Canada

    He's a giver!

    SINGAPORE (The Borowitz Report)—One day before his summit with Donald J. Trump, the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un, has offered to host peace talks between the United States and Canada.

    Speaking to reporters at his hotel in Singapore, Kim said that the rising tensions between the North American neighbors were posing an “intolerable threat to world peace.”

    In addition to offering to host U.S.-Canada talks in Pyongyang, Kim urged the immediate creation of a demilitarized zone along the border separating the two hostile nations.

    “In exchange for Canadian Mounties agreeing to stand down on their side of the border, the United States, in turn, would dismantle its nuclear weapons,” Kim said.

    Although stating that “North Korea stands ready and willing to be an honest broker” in peace talks between the two countries, he urged Trump to dial back the “inflammatory rhetoric” that he aimed at Canadians over the weekend.

    “Violent language and threats have no place in international diplomacy,” Kim said.
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    Kind of disappointed this is a joke.

    We could use Kim as a character reference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Knuckles View Post
    Kind of disappointed this is a joke.

    We could use Kim as a character reference.
    Dennis Rodman is there. Nothing to worry about.

    Meanwhile WH aids are in Canada trying to patch things up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post
    Is your avatar Zappa - or is this Frank himself back from the dead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryAnne View Post
    Dennis Rodman is there. Nothing to worry about.

    Meanwhile WH aids are in Canada trying to patch things up.
    Lol - Just saw The Worm interviewed as he moseyed through the airport.

    He "just wanted to be a part of it" - Wonder if his pal Captain Chaos will allow him in on top secret meetings?

    He was a great rebounder and not that tall - Did you hear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoiseBo View Post
    Lol - Just saw The Worm interviewed as he moseyed through the airport.

    He "just wanted to be a part of it" - Wonder if his pal Captain Chaos will allow him in on top secret meetings?

    He was a great rebounder and not that tall - Did you hear?
    But, he's BFF with Lil Kim.

    An old saying: "By Any Means Necessary"

    If him being there might help in any way...why not?

    What's the harm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller47 View Post
    But, he's BFF with Lil Kim.

    An old saying: "By Any Means Necessary"

    If him being there might help in any way...why not?

    What's the harm?
    Millions of human beings suffering unimaginably under a murderous despot who kills, tortures and imprisons hundreds of thousands of people.
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    Dammit Bo! I just came to post that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller47 View Post
    But, he's BFF with Lil Kim.

    An old saying: "By Any Means Necessary"

    If him being there might help in any way...why not?

    What's the harm?
    You may have a point. The Worm might have been tougher on Baby Kim than Donald was yesterday.

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