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    Why Is This Girl Crying?



    She's crying because she has learned that the liberal media is telling lies about her, and she's pretty pissed.
    According to unnamed sources, Yanela Sanchez of Puerto Cortes, Honduras, currently residing with her mother near McAllen TX, is tired of the incessant, bold faced lies being presented by the liberal media as "news". She was already quite pouty about the copious falsehoods in the news media, but when she learned that her photo had been used to misrepresent her in Time magazine Yanela threatened a full blown tantrum. Anonymous insiders claim that Yanela intends to continue crying until the liberal press stops lying, so her mom has stocked up on tissues in anticipation of a drawn out stand off. But Yanela is confident that she'll get her way since nothing trumps a crying child.


    For those lacking the humor gene, this is satire. Look it up.

    https://www.smh.com.au/world/north-a...23-p4zn8p.html
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    She's crying because her mother is an idiot.
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    its late, shes sleepy and hungry. Its dark outside and mommy isnt listening to me.

    thats why she is crying.
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    This thread is pretty random.

    This belongs in humor, not current events. Not sure how we are supposed to move forward discussing this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by orangecat View Post
    She's crying because her mother is an idiot.
    Just brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post
    This thread is pretty random.

    This belongs in humor, not current events. Not sure how we are supposed to move forward discussing this.
    it is very current events.... its fake news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by syrenn View Post
    it is very current events.... its fake news.
    So....the little kid WASN'T crying because her mom was ripped away from her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post
    So....the little kid WASN'T crying because her mom was ripped away from her?
    Mr. Evidence,

    How could she be crying about that when that didn't occur?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post
    So....the little kid WASN'T crying because her mom was ripped away from her?
    bingo.


    fell for it did you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post
    Just brilliant.
    Media ran with the bullshit story. They aren't even ashamed of it.

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