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Thread: BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On July 4th

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    If I am deported to Central America for being heard correctly pronouncing "pico de gallo" at Chipotle, please know that I will try to return to you. Must close for now, as somebody in electronics has tuned all of the TVs to Fox in an attempt to engage us. I suspect a traitor.

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    And yet just a few short months ago, it was the bat shit crazies at KoS predicting a civil war.

    I swear, you can't make this shit up.

    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/201...or-a-Civil-War

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blues63 View Post
    And the crow flies at midnight. Repeat, the crow flies at midnight.
    And The Rooster Crows at Midnight.
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    Soon after, satirical tweets that read like excerpts from a future Ken Burns documentary began spreading. Many users referenced popular culture for their jokes."

    My Dearest Martha," one viral tweet began. "Antifa Supersoldiers seized decisive control of the barbecue last eve. Our supplies have dwindled to but a few dozen sparklers. We are rapidly depleting our Doritos. Our fearless General Alex Jones remains. But I fear all is lost.”
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    What step in the 10 Steps To A Successful Modern Genocide is a Civil War? 4?

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    I'm joining the war effort. I don't care which side, I just want to kill something.
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    I have taken position on a tall, unoccupied building and have begun systematically "taking out" any and all over-priced lattes or espresso drinks. If you destroy the liberal's caffeine; they lose their will to fight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post
    I have taken position on a tall, unoccupied building and have begun systematically "taking out" any and all over-priced lattes or espresso drinks. If you destroy the liberal's caffeine; they lose their will to fight.
    I snuck into Walmart and peed in all the bottles of Mountain Dew!

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