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Thread: BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On July 4th

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    TWESTERN UNION DISPATCH: 4 JULY 2018::

    GEN. DUCKWORTH HAS DEFEATED OUR MAIN LINES WHILE HOLDING BABY AND BILL OF RIGHTS STOP. RETREAT ONLY OPTION STOP. SUPPLIES OF RED HATS CRITICALLY LOW STOP. ENEMY PLAYING ELTON JOHN STOP. HOW MANY CHARACTERS CAN A TELE #SecondCivilWarLetters
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    Guinness dog, it's, "Too thin" and not, "To thin".

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    Did u pack my u know what?????? Rimes with beth?

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    There will never be a civil war. One side has hundreds of millions of guns and a trillion of rounds of ammo. The other side can't figure out which bathroom to use.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blues63 View Post
    And the crow flies at midnight. Repeat, the crow flies at midnight.
    Understood.
    Group "Rabid Iguana" proceeding to designated target.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDBoop View Post
    STOP, STOP before it's too late. They are "living rent free in your head", NOW you have to de-louse your brain.
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    Just a last word Dad. We are waiting for our Ubers to take us into battle. Thank you for being there for me. I hope to make you proud, dad. I love you.
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    Dearest Charles, MealTeam6 has infiltrated our camp. They ate many of our supplies, but left the fruits and vegetables. Waiting on reinforcements.
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    My Dearest,

    We have set up an ingenious trap for the MAGAs. We made all restrooms in a 3 block radius gender neutral. With no gendered rooms to relieve themselves they fell to the floor soiling themselves crying "where is my safe space?"
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    Mother,
    Yes, the enemy are everywhere. You must be worried sick about me.
    Don't fret. I had 'truth' 'facts' 'science' tattooed on my body, rendering me completely invisible to The Red Hats. I am safe.
    Never Fear,
    Your Loving Daughter In Resistance
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