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    Dearest Family,
    I am safe behind enemy lines with my fellow middle age white woman spies, but I despair from the odious small talk and non-stop Faux News. My mission is to collect intelligence and sadly there is none. But still I resist.
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    Dear Dads,

    General DeGrasse Tyson had our battalion dress as climate change, and we easily slipped past the MAGA fortifications. They refused to believe we had arrived until it was too late.

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    DearEast Coast,
    we are just waking up over here on the West Coast. How is the #secondcivilwar going? Do you need us to bring kombucha?
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    This Canadian in the US. I entered on orders from my government. We stand with you in your #SecondCivilWar . We will support with Maple Syurp, Hockey sticks and Alex Trebeck will conduct the interrogations.

    Maple Moose , Out
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    We are tired but safe. Just when we thought all was lost, taco trucks roared in as reinforcements. On every corner! Red hats fled in terror when they heard Spanish.
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    “Don’t fire until you can see the whites of their robes!”
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    A Messgage of Hope:

    This Canadian in the US. I entered on orders from my government. We stand with you in your #SecondCivilWar . We will support with Maple Syurp, Hockey sticks and Alex Trebeck will conduct the interrogations.

    Maple Moose , Out

    Dear Maple Moose,

    If you aren't bringing peameal bacon and Labatts, then don't bother.

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    Lieutenant LeRoy, reporting in from the Enviro-Nazis and Tree-Huggers Battalion, Colorado: We have been doing Reconnaissance Missions in the People's Republic of Boulder, and have captured three enemy spies, sent here by Scott Pruitt. They were well-trained, mingling with our troops, singing Joni Mitchell and Joan Baez songs, talking about our leader Al Gore and Spaceship Earth, and sharing our vegan evening communal meal. But they blew their cover when they started playing Barry Manilow music, and we immediately seized them for the phonies they are, and they fessed up when we threatened them with an all granola-and-yogurt diet for a week. We are now extracting invaluable information. Will update later. Over and out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLeRoy View Post
    Lieutenant LeRoy, reporting in from the Enviro-Nazis and Tree-Huggers Battalion, Colorado: We have been doing Reconnaissance Missions in the People's Republic of Boulder, and have captured three enemy spies, sent here by Scott Pruitt. They were well-trained, mingling with our troops, singing Joni Mitchell and Joan Baez songs, talking about our leader Al Gore and Spaceship Earth, and sharing our vegan evening communal meal. But they blew their cover when they started playing Barry Manilow music, and we immediately seized them for the phonies they are, and they fessed up when we threatened them with an all granola-and-yogurt diet for a week. We are now extracting invaluable information. Will update later. Over and out.
    My platoon uncovered a nest of spies by playing the national anthem. We arrested everyone who stood up.
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