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Thread: BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On July 4th

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    Quote Originally Posted by a777pilot View Post
    There will never be a civil war. One side has hundreds of millions of guns and a trillion of rounds of ammo. The other side can't figure out which bathroom to use.
    #sad

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    Understood.
    Group "Rabid Iguana" proceeding to designated target.
    Sarge. I was following Hank until he ducked off into the bushes with a girl iguana. I assume it was a girl ... need t-loc ASAP, Hank can’t be trusted. Over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueneck View Post
    My platoon uncovered a nest of spies by playing the national anthem. We arrested everyone who stood up.
    {/dying}
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    Quote Originally Posted by BDBoop View Post
    TWESTERN UNION DISPATCH: 4 JULY 2018::

    GEN. DUCKWORTH HAS DEFEATED OUR MAIN LINES WHILE HOLDING BABY AND BILL OF RIGHTS STOP. RETREAT ONLY OPTION STOP. SUPPLIES OF RED HATS CRITICALLY LOW STOP. ENEMY PLAYING ELTON JOHN STOP. HOW MANY CHARACTERS CAN A TELE #SecondCivilWarLetters
    Due to Tammy Duckworth, I love that one.

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    Aunt Crabby:

    To My Nieces and Nephews,

    The #SecondCivilWar rages on and I have finally taken the Jack Daniels Distillery. I will not rest until each keg has been personally inspected for weapons. My sacrifice is for you. Be strong.

    P.S. Please send soda water.

    Yours in #Resistance,

    Auntie
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    Quote Originally Posted by BDBoop View Post
    Sarge. I was following Hank until he ducked off into the bushes with a girl iguana. I assume it was a girl ... need t-loc ASAP, Hank can’t be trusted. Over.
    No surprise, Hank has always been a horny little iguana. ONE MORE time he does that and he's a pair of boots! Carry on Marine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood View Post
    No surprise, Hank has always been a horny little iguana. ONE MORE time he does that and he's a pair of boots! Carry on Marine.
    / snaps salute
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    I've recruited some Puritans to distract their flank with a mind boggling persecuted Christian attack on the "Christ" in Christmas..... No merriment and Black Friday is cancelled because it honors blacks.......or would that be because it is politically insensitive (correct) to black people? Whatever, the point is to keep them confused, divide and conquer....... "Lefties" and viva la civil war?!!!!???
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    @TomChapman

    Dear Pa-
    General Obama came to inspect the troops. The general inquired as to my name & I said “Private Tom Chapman from the great state of Virginia ma’am.”
    Then she shook my hand and told me to call her Michelle.
    This is why we fight, Pa.
    #SecondCivilWarLetters


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    My Dearest Beloved Richard,
    Please be safe, and Godspeed as you go out into the fray to replenish our supplies of tonic, vodka and limes. If the bastards at Whole Foods have gouged prices due to wartime desperation, I know a trader named Joe who might provide a less dear substitute. I send you off with thoughts and prayers, which should prove to be as useful to you as that expired coupon I'm hoping you can pass off. I love you for all eternity, Sandy. #SecondCivilWarLetters
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