- Today's challenges require the leadership of a cranky old bastard
- You hate him; he hates you; now lets kick some foreigner ass
- Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President!
- Because NOBODY messes with a menopausal President
- As American as imans apple pie
- Barack Obama in 2008 = BO'08: Because who doesn't love BO08s?
- BOO8: He's real and he's spectacular!
- BOO8: Yes we cans!
(okay, I ripped those last two off from another site - http://www.VoteForBO08.com)