Boon, posting on Baltimore Orioles Slugger Luke Scott Making Headlines: "Obama Not Born Here" http://www.politicalhotwire.com/gene...born-here.html
I don't know if he'll get traded in baseball, but he is sure to be one of the best players in this coming season of Birtherball.
What? Never heard of Birtherball? It's a lot like baseball, with a few exceptions.
-It is way more American.
-There is only one field... right
-First base, Second base, and Third base have also been done away with. While it is a fact that this makes birthers baseless, it doesn't stop them from playing.
-The object is still to get home, but you will most likely have trouble proving that it is your real home.
-The dugouts are continual works in progress as most birtherball players spend all of their time digging to the bottom of things, sadly when the game is over they have little more to show for thir efforts than the hole they have dug themselves into.