21st November 2011, 08:22 AM #1
Pelosi and the Pope
Attention everybody!!! ~This is only a JOKE~
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
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21st November 2011, 08:31 AM #2
Then Nancy Pelosi leaned in and replied "Do you know all it takes is for me to place something in your hand and all of those followers will suddenly feel uncomfortable and leave this gathering with uneasy thoughts about you and what you represent?"
The Pope replied, "I seriously doubt that. By placing one thing in my hand? Show me."
So Nancy Pelosi waved an alter boy up front to stand next to the Pope and then she clasped their hands together.
21st November 2011, 08:35 AM #3
Originally Posted by boontito
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