Kevin Costner is considering making a sequel to his blockbuster movie - "Dances With Wolves". The sequel is said to be motivated by Reince Priebus recent comments, regarding sequels always being worse than the original movie. Costner was considering making a sequel to his movie flop "Water World", until he heard of the Priebus slander of sequels - as well as our President. Now, however, as reported in numerous Hollywood sources, that I will happily fabricate, Costner has committed to proving the RNC Chairman wrong. He intends to portray presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, in a new Movie entitled "Runs With Scissors". The movie will focus on the the recent news stories regarding Romney's hair cutting, bullying, alleged, gay motivated, scissor debacle.
Woody Allen may , or may not be, available for editing - depending on whether Tiger Lilly is available.
Last edited by the watchman; 13th May 2012 at 09:40 PM.