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    Todd Akin "Breast Milk cures Homosexuality"

    Todd Akin Claims Breastmilk Cures Homosexuality | The Daily Currant



    Missouri U.S. senate candidate Todd Akin has stoked more outrage today by claiming that male homosexuality is a disease and that the medical establishment has found the cure.
    The Republican congressman, already under fire for his controversial comments regarding rape, told a reporter for Cape Giradeau's KBSI 23 News that "female breastmilk - when fed directly to an adult homosexual male daily for at least four weeks - has a 94% chance of permanently curing homosexual perversions."

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    But the congressman really his stride when discussing homosexuality.
    "This may surprise you Jeff, but I don't think homosexuality is a choice. We evangelicals, we know that it's a disease. But the good news is - we have the cure."
    Akin then explained, "The National Institutes of Health has treated hundreds of young men through clinical trials at their headquarters in Maryland. They don't want the public to know because the secular liberal elites have succeeded in brainwashing the public into believing that homosexuality is a positive thing."
    "We now know how to purge men of sin and putt them on a path towards god. Why can't every gay man in America have that knowledge? Just 4 weeks of live breastfeeding can cure them of their terrible suffering. Why aren't we talking about this?"
    Somewhat dumbfounded by the brazenness of Akin's pronouncement, the reporter then asked if this supposed treatment only worked on men.
    "Lesbians can be cured by drinking something else," Akin replied "I'll leave that one to your imagination."


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    Okay. It's obvious that the McCaskill campaign secretly funded this loon to run against her and lose intentionally. It's the only logical answer.

    Whew. What a fucking fruitcake Akin is. Astonishing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michele View Post
    Todd Akin Claims Breastmilk Cures Homosexuality | The Daily Currant



    Missouri U.S. senate candidate Todd Akin has stoked more outrage today by claiming that male homosexuality is a disease and that the medical establishment has found the cure.
    The Republican congressman, already under fire for his controversial comments regarding rape, told a reporter for Cape Giradeau's KBSI 23 News that "female breastmilk - when fed directly to an adult homosexual male daily for at least four weeks - has a 94% chance of permanently curing homosexual perversions."

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    But the congressman really his stride when discussing homosexuality.
    "This may surprise you Jeff, but I don't think homosexuality is a choice. We evangelicals, we know that it's a disease. But the good news is - we have the cure."
    Akin then explained, "The National Institutes of Health has treated hundreds of young men through clinical trials at their headquarters in Maryland. They don't want the public to know because the secular liberal elites have succeeded in brainwashing the public into believing that homosexuality is a positive thing."
    "We now know how to purge men of sin and putt them on a path towards god. Why can't every gay man in America have that knowledge? Just 4 weeks of live breastfeeding can cure them of their terrible suffering. Why aren't we talking about this?"
    Somewhat dumbfounded by the brazenness of Akin's pronouncement, the reporter then asked if this supposed treatment only worked on men.
    "Lesbians can be cured by drinking something else," Akin replied "I'll leave that one to your imagination."

    I truly am at a loss for words (almost).. Normal language cannot even begin to describe the level of fucking crazy this man has reached. The truly astounding thing is that he does not have to good sense to even try to hide the crazy

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    This guy should be arrested for violating..... USC Title 18 Part I Chapter 7 117- Being stupid in a public place

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    Are you sure this isn't the Onion?

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    Just 4 weeks of live breastfeeding can cure them of their terrible suffering.
    I predict @meridian5455 will soon announce he's gay and beg to be entered into this program so he can be "cured".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueneck View Post
    Are you sure this isn't the Onion?

    Nope, its certainly not the Onion ! And I believe you about Meridian

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    While this is satire, the truth is that Akin did say that gay marriage destroys civilizations.

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