Thread: OT: Europe Responds

The British are following the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been recategorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire
of 1666.

Also, the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday, as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

From an Email

Is there a point to this?

Originally Posted by davideyoung

Is there a point to this?

Where I'm from they call it "humor", "humor" may or may not be considered "funny", but it is still recognizable as "humor". Perhaps it is in the wrong spot....I'm sure you have the ability to fix that.

Okay. Moved it to the political humor section

Back to the top for roach!

Lol, ah dear that made me laugh!! good email ^^ cheerz sparta.. and damn niffed about the tea shortage we were as well!

I love my country is never included in those kind of jokes.. by the way.. quite cruel with France

Originally Posted by Maritxu

I love my country is never included in those kind of jokes.. by the way.. quite cruel with France

Yeah, there's really no Spanish stereotypes...

I guess the genocides in the Americas?

Nah, that sucks.

I hate it when I can't find a stereotype in someone

Europeans say we are lazy, party too much, drive bad and speak loud. But they are just jealous they don't get the sun

Originally Posted by Maritxu

Europeans say we are lazy, party too much, drive bad and speak loud. But they are just jealous they don't get the sun

Bah, those sound too much like American stereotypes for black people...

EDIT: 'Cept the driving bad part...