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    Damn, who did I miss????

    I finally received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

    They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

    I guess it was because of my response to the question:

    "List all dependents."I replied:

    -12 million illegal immigrants;
    -3 million crack heads;
    -42 million people on food stamps,
    -2 million people in over 243 prisons; and
    -535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate, plus
    -1 useless President."

    Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

    I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rorschach View Post
    I finally received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

    They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

    I guess it was because of my response to the question:

    "List all dependents."I replied:

    -12 million illegal immigrants;
    -3 million crack heads;
    -42 million people on food stamps,
    -2 million people in over 243 prisons; and
    -535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate, plus
    -1 useless President."

    Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

    I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?


    you trolled your tax return?

    wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar99 View Post
    you trolled your tax return?

    wow.
    Nah... He's just regurgitating stuff from other sites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueneck View Post
    You forgot Big Bird.
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    Good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rorschach View Post
    I finally received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

    They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

    I guess it was because of my response to the question:

    "List all dependents."I replied:

    -12 million illegal immigrants;
    -3 million crack heads;
    -42 million people on food stamps,
    -2 million people in over 243 prisons; and
    -535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate, plus
    -1 useless President."

    Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

    I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?
    Damn, you nailed that one on the coffin. Why are we not sending the illegals home anyway, they have no business being here...they are wasting our air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mshzcm View Post
    Damn, you nailed that one on the coffin. Why are we not sending the illegals home anyway, they have no business being here...they are wasting our air.
    They can have some of mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rorschach View Post
    I finally received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

    They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

    I guess it was because of my response to the question:

    "List all dependents."I replied:

    -12 million illegal immigrants;
    -3 million crack heads;
    -42 million people on food stamps,
    -2 million people in over 243 prisons; and
    -535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate, plus
    -1 useless President."

    Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

    I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?
    Posting something that you didn't write and trying to pass it off as your own has a name, ya know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rorschach View Post
    I finally received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

    They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

    I guess it was because of my response to the question:

    "List all dependents."I replied:

    -12 million illegal immigrants;
    -3 million crack heads;
    -42 million people on food stamps,
    -2 million people in over 243 prisons; and
    -535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate, plus
    -1 useless President."

    Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

    I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?
    The person who really wrote that forgot to list oil companies and farmers.

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