Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 26
Thanks Tree33Thanks

Thread: What the fuck is this?!?!

  1. #1
    Veteran Member Czernobog's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    35,148
    Thanks
    17521

    From
    Phoenix, AZ

    What the fuck is this?!?!

    I came across this in a FB group I'm in:



    What the fuck is a coffee enema, and why is Gwyneth Paltrow endorsing shooting coffee up your ass?!?!?
    Thanks from Friday13 and StanStill

  2. #2
    Veteran Member Czernobog's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    35,148
    Thanks
    17521

    From
    Phoenix, AZ
    I mean, don't get me wrong. I lubs me some caffeine, but this just doesn't seem like a particularly efficient means of supply...

  3. #3
    Veteran Member cpicturetaker12's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2015
    Posts
    24,987
    Thanks
    18040

    From
    Florida
    They are quite real and I don't really think anyone wants to go there on this board. Just saying.

  4. #4
    Veteran Member Czernobog's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    35,148
    Thanks
    17521

    From
    Phoenix, AZ
    Quote Originally Posted by cpicturetaker12 View Post
    They are quite real and I don't really think anyone wants to go there on this board. Just saying.
    Is it a sexual thing, or supposed to be some sort of health thing?

  5. #5
    Council Member Djinn's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2007
    Posts
    43,291
    Thanks
    27890

    From
    Pennsylvania, USA
    Quote Originally Posted by Czernobog View Post
    Is it a sexual thing, or supposed to be some sort of health thing?
    The latter. It's supposed to have positive health effects. The truth is that all colon cleansings are unhealthy*, as they kill off much of the healthy gut flora of your intestinal tract, leading to all sorts of health problems. I don't know that coffee enemas are less healthy than any other kind of enemas, except for the fact that coffee is less likely to be sterile, so I suppose there's a higher risk of infection.


    * That said, it's necessary prior to a colonoscopy. Follow the advice of a gastroenterologist.
    Thanks from Czernobog, Friday13, Babba and 2 others

  6. #6
    Thought Provocateur NightSwimmer's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2014
    Posts
    34,126
    Thanks
    31452

    From
    United States
    Quote Originally Posted by Czernobog View Post
    Is it a sexual thing, or supposed to be some sort of health thing?
    Seems I recall that Michael Landon attempted to cure his colon cancer with coffee enemas.

  7. #7
    spɹɐʍʞɔɐq ʞɹɐp ǝɥʇ Puzzling Evidence's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2015
    Posts
    17,606
    Thanks
    7198

    From
    i'm not real===
    An enema thread! How delightful. I'll go first....

  8. #8
    Cat-tastic Babba's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    65,998
    Thanks
    46780

    From
    So. Md.
    Someone I worked with at one time touted the benefits of a coffee enema. I was NEVER convinced of the merits of cleansing one's colon except in the event of a few medical procedures. People do the nuttiest things.
    Thanks from bajisima

  9. #9
    Council Member Djinn's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2007
    Posts
    43,291
    Thanks
    27890

    From
    Pennsylvania, USA
    I had to undergo a "cleansing" the night before a colonoscopy. It required me to drink absurd quantities of a medicinal liquid that might as well have been Drain-O. The only upside was that on the way to the procedure, my wife and I were arguing about something, and I said to her "Well, one of us is obviously full of shit, and it sure as hell isn't me!"

  10. #10
    Spock of Vulcan Ian Jeffrey's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2013
    Posts
    52,913
    Thanks
    25349

    From
    Vulcan
    Quote Originally Posted by Djinn View Post
    I had to undergo a "cleansing" the night before a colonoscopy. It required me to drink absurd quantities of a medicinal liquid that might as well have been Drain-O. The only upside was that on the way to the procedure, my wife and I were arguing about something, and I said to her "Well, one of us is obviously full of shit, and it sure as hell isn't me!"
    And how was the couch that night? Or did you just stay up watching old black-and-white movies?
    Thanks from StanStill

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Fuck AIG
    By Ronin Tetsuro in forum Economics
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 11th November 2008, 09:49 PM
  2. You know what, fuck this...
    By michaelr in forum Conspiracy Theories
    Replies: 29
    Last Post: 11th July 2008, 02:38 AM

Tags for this Thread


Facebook Twitter RSS Feed