What do you think about your penis?
MANY men have 'pet' names for their penis, you know. One guy I used to room with in college.....whenever he would see some hot NFL cheerleaders on the TV, he would say "Elmer's getting excited!" Which I regarded as a case of possibly too much information.
I wonder if women have 'pet' names for their breasts. And if so, do they have TWO pet names?