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    Quote Originally Posted by Madeline View Post
    I promise not to chase lesbians and try to convince them to have sex with men.
    That's a good policy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller47 View Post
    You haven't seen me.

    I might drive em wild...
    Very true. Or you could be imagining things like a vast conspiracy of gays trying to get you to change teams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Has this been a problem for you in the past? Sounds like paranoia. You do know that there's a good chance that every gay man does not want to go to bed with you, right?
    True story: I had a girlfriend who was 10 years younger than I and very, very pretty. Very proud of her ability to attract male attention, too. I took her clubbing in Jacksonville, and we wandered into a gay bar. Which was great, except....she was seriously convinced she could get them to buy her drinks, dance with her and make passes at her.

    After about an hour of increasingly rude behavior from her, I dragged her out and had a little sidewalk Human Sexuality 101 lesson. I'm not sure she really believed me.

    This was in like 1992, and I'm not she understood.

    Yes, Virginia, some men actually do not want to have sex with YOU. Not even a little bit.

    LOLOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller47 View Post
    I can only speak for myself.

    You can be anykindofsexual that you want.

    None of my business, as long as you don't try to push it on me or others.
    Heterosexuality got pushed on me. I assume you think that was wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Very true. Or you could be imagining things like a vast conspiracy of gays trying to get you to change teams.
    Not as 'vast conspiracy', but I'm sure it happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madeline View Post
    True story: I had a girlfriend who was 10 years younger than I and very, very pretty. Very proud of her ability to attract male attention, too. I took her clubbing in Jacksonville, and we wandered into a gay bar. Which was great, except....she was seriously convinced she could get them to buy her drinks, dance with her and make passes at her.

    After about an hour of increasingly rude behavior from her, I dragged her out and had a little sidewalk Human Sexuality 101 lesson. I'm not sure she really believed me.

    This was in like 1992, and I'm not she understood.

    Yes, Virginia, some men actually do not want to have sex with YOU. Not even a little bit.

    LOLOL.
    Yeah, in college I had one of those stereotypical idiot guy friends who when he "stumbled upon" a woman who was "surprisingly" not interested in him, chalked it up to: "she's probably a lesbian".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller47 View Post
    You haven't seen me.

    I might drive em wild...
    Highly doubtful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madeline View Post
    True story: I had a girlfriend who was 10 years younger than I and very, very pretty. Very proud of her ability to attract male attention, too. I took her clubbing in Jacksonville, and we wandered into a gay bar. Which was great, except....she was seriously convinced she could get them to buy her drinks, dance with her and make passes at her.

    After about an hour of increasingly rude behavior from her, I dragged her out and had a little sidewalk Human Sexuality 101 lesson. I'm not sure she really believed me.

    This was in like 1992, and I'm not she understood.

    Yes, Virginia, some men actually do not want to have sex with YOU. Not even a little bit.

    LOLOL.
    That's about how successful I had been as a youth with lesbians...

    But Hilarious story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Very true. Or you could be imagining things like a vast conspiracy of gays trying to get you to change teams.
    Very possible.

    But, we NEED a good shortstop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boontito View Post
    Yeah, in college I had one of those stereotypical idiot guy friends who when he "stumbled upon" a woman who was "surprisingly" not interested in him, chalked it up to: "she's probably a lesbian".
    Well, of course... The only reason a woman doesn't want me is because she only wants women.

    *sarcasm*

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