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"I sat down next to a beautiful girl on the bus the other day. She was crying. I asked her what was the matter. She said she had been to the psychiatrist and he told her she was a nymphomaniac. I said "Gee, that's too bad." And then she said "But I'm only attracted to Jewish cowboys." I said "Gee that's too bad." Then she said "By the way, my name is Maria."
and I said "Hi, I'm Buckeroo Bernstein."