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    Talking Porn star for President LMFAO

    Now, I am officially sure the upcoming Presidential Election in Russia doesn't mean a fucking thing, at all:




    An ex-Russian porn star is the latest woman to announce she'll be standing against President Putin in next year's presidential elections.

    Busty brunette Elena Berkova from the city of Murmansk in northwest Russia, who also stood for mayor of Sochi, posted a video on Instagram outlining her plans.

    The 32-year-old mum-of-two, who will be the fourth female candidate to run for office, said she would introduce the death penalty for sexual harassment because she was fed up with people like Harvey Weinstein.

    She also said she would make it almost impossible for men to divorce, introduce sex education in schools, and make it an offence to wear a skirt longer than 40cm.

    The model who is known for posting saucy videos on social media said: 'I made this decision recently, because women are actively taking part in the presidential campaign.

    'Some of them are from show business, I ran for mayor of Sochi and took have taken part in politics, so I decided to run for the President of Russia.

    'I plan to make divorces almost impossible for men, as these days women bear almost all the responsibility for children.

    'I plan to introduce sexual and legal education in schools. And to introduce a mandatory sex exam.

    'Often our youth still do not know about sexual legal norms, hygiene, not to mention pleasure.'

    She added: 'Censorship on clothes. For example - a violation of public order should be wearing a skirt above 40cm.'

    And she calls for strong laws to cut down on sexual harassment.

    'The death penalty for harassment. We've got the Weinsteins, too.'

    Her campaign has been met with mixed reactions from her 639,000 followers.
    Russian porn star Elena Berkova will stand against Putin | Daily Mail Online

    Funnily enough, she does say some interesting things...

    RT though shows one issue with her nomination - she ain't old enough:

    It should be noted that the law sets the minimum age for President of the Russian Federation at 35 years and Berkova is currently only 32. The starlet herself did not touch upon this subject in her address.

    However, Berkova is not the first to use the forthcoming presidential poll for straightforward self-promotion. Earlier, Russian TV host and model Anfisa Chekhova promised to run for the presidency once her Instagram post about it garnered 200,000 likes.

    Berkova started her career in the adult film industry in early 2000s and starred in about 20 films. Her last work in porn was released in 2004 and in the same year she gained nationwide notoriety by participating in a popular reality show Dom-2. In 2009, Berkova announced that she was going to run for mayor in the southern Russian resort city of Sochi. She even released a campaign reel, but did not actually register as a candidate. In 2011, she was given a three-year suspended prison sentence for possession of illegal drugs.
    ‘Sick of Weinsteins:’ Ex-porn star puts death penalty for sexual harassment in Russia presidency bid

    Yeah, she was on Ksenia Sobchak's God awful reality show. Maybe they will even reminiscence during the campaign haha Elena was certainly a memorable participant on the show, in many ways... lol

    Also, btw, there is the issue of citizenship. She was born in Russia, but grew up in Ukraine and is a Ukrainian (and not Russian) citizen.

    But, who gives a shit, I say let her run




    And those are the least interesting pics of her out there hahaha

    Fun fact: she was also for awhile in this girl band called "Min-net"

    The name is a play of words. Separately, like that, means, basically "No Sad Faces", but, put together, makes a Russian slag word for... excuse me, a blowjob haha

    Fuck it... I'd vote for her, just for fun (and, if she does actually get elected, I ain't gotta live there anyway, so I got nothing to lose too )

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    They have porn in Russia?

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    Russians are just jealous of our First Lady.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    They have porn in Russia?
    Dude, have you been living under a rock? Half of the world's porn probably comes out of Russia (and Ukraine and other ex-USSR), at this point lol One of their main exports now, probably

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookycolt View Post
    They have porn in Russia?
    Dude, have you been living under a rock? Half of the world's porn probably comes out of Russia (and Ukraine and other ex-USSR), at this point lol One of their main exports now, probably

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    Quote Originally Posted by NightSwimmer View Post
    Russians are just jealous of our First Lady.
    That too lol

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    She's got my vote. President is nothing but some big cheesy billboard propped up on the side of the road for me to blame when times are tough anyway. May as well be easy on the eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Man View Post
    Dude, have you been living under a rock? Half of the world's porn probably comes out of Russia (and Ukraine and other ex-USSR), at this point lol One of their main exports now, probably


    I'll stick to american porn....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post


    I'll stick to american porn....
    Damn you, PE!

    Now I'm gonna have to go wash my eyes out with Clorox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puzzling Evidence View Post


    I'll stick to american porn....
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nataliya_Kuznetsova

    That's a weightlifter, not a porn actress lol

    WTF...

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