jokes

  1. imported_Lita456

    Funny Jokes

    WHY PARENTS DRINK A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with...
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    My jokes....

    "The Bureau of Engraving told Congress they couldn't keep up with Congress' spending and needed a new billion dollar printing facility. Congress decided to out-source the printing of U.S. money to China." This one had a bonus in that a group of liberals at a local cafe started defending the...
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    Political jokes

    President Obama's national security adviser just said that Obama is going to overturn the military's 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' As a result, the signal for an enemy attack will change from 'incoming' to 'what's her problem?'" --Conan O'Brien "There's been some squabbling in the Republican...
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    obama jokes

    Chairman obama took some banking and insurance executives out to dinner and told them, "Order whatever you want to drink, order whatever you want to eat, order some to take home, order some for your neighbors and make sure you all also get some dessert." One of the executives exclaimed, "Mr...
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    McCain jokes about killing Iranians

    McCain jokes about ‘killing’ Iranians by getting them addicted to smoking. Yes this sociopath is just what we need in the White House. :sarcasm:
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    More late night jokes:

    "In a recent interview Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle said that American politics is becoming meaner and meaner. After hearing this top Republicans said that Daschle makes a good point for a guy who's ugly and probably gay." —Conan O'Brien "Democratic leader Tom Daschle has been whining...
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    Best Late-Night John Kerry Jokes

    "John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them wherever they are! Kerry did pretty well; he came back with four ducks and three Purple Hearts." --David Letterman "John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose...
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    Bush Jokes

    GEORGE BUSH IN LIBRARY The president goes into a library. "I would like a cheeseburger and fries," he says in a loud, clear voice." "But sir," says the assistant, "this is a library." "Gee, I'm sorry," says Bush, and whispers very quietly, "I'd like a cheeseburger and fries."...