All Andy Borowitz Quotes

boontito

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"Barack Obama didn't sign a single unconstitutional travel ban and I've already signed three," Donald J. Trump boasted.
 
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Ian Jeffrey

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Mar 2013
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"In a perfect world, sexual assault would get you kicked out of the Motion Picture Academy but would also make you ineligible to use nuclear weapons."
 
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boontito

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Jan 2008
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"The Republicans have gone from Abraham Lincoln to Sarah Palin to Donald Trump. No wonder they don't believe in evolution."
 
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StanStill

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Dec 2013
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While looking for some, I came across this:

Chinese media fooled by Borowitz Report. Is this kind of ‘satire’ okay in a fake-news era?



I don't read Chinese so I'll just take the WaPo's word for it on this one.
 
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