And the Darwin award goes to...

Mar 2015
14,164
6,801
San Diego, California
#5
The dude's bomb was fake, he wasn't really a threat :smiley-shrug:
That's hindsight, if a dude shows you a bomb on an airplane and demands to hijack the plane, you don't go up to him and take a selfie! You don't know if it's fake, you don't know what approaching him might do. Out of every possible situation he could have chosen to pick or approach, he took the retard approach.
 
Likes: 1 person
Jan 2016
52,496
48,848
Colorado
#6
Well, he didn't die, so he's not really eligible for the Darwin award.
True, but they DID once upon a time give the Darwin Award to someone else who did not kill himself (or herself).

It was a guy who was working as a Super-Glue salesman. For some ineffable reason, he decided to demonstrate the 'effectiveness' of the Super-Glue by putting a bunch on his hands, and then putting his hands on the backside of a RHINO!! [TRUE, believe it or not!] The rhino was not pleased, and began dragging the unfortunate salesman around the compound they were in. To make matters worse----MUCH worse----the rhino had a, er, digestive problem.

The people who gave him the Darwin Award for this reasoned thusly: No one would EVER want to date this guy after hearing this story, so he would be unable to pass along his presumably defective genes.
 
Likes: 4 people
Mar 2015
14,164
6,801
San Diego, California
#7
True, but they DID once upon a time give the Darwin Award to someone else who did not kill himself (or herself).

It was a guy who was working as a Super-Glue salesman. For some ineffable reason, he decided to demonstrate the 'effectiveness' of the Super-Glue by putting a bunch on his hands, and then putting his hands on the backside of a RHINO!! [TRUE, believe it or not!] The rhino was not pleased, and began dragging the unfortunate salesman around the compound they were in. To make matters worse----MUCH worse----the rhino had a, er, digestive problem.

The people who gave him the Darwin Award for this reasoned thusly: No one would EVER want to date this guy after hearing this story, so he would be unable to pass along his presumably defective genes.
First LOL
Second this guy needs to be given a darwin award, why in the fuck do you take a selfie with a suicide bomer????????
 
Feb 2010
28,782
30,518
Sunny Bournemouth, Dorset
#8
He made the front page of a scurrilous UK tabloid owned by Murdoch. Unless they hacked his phone, they probably paid him for it.
 
Likes: 2 people
Mar 2015
14,164
6,801
San Diego, California
#10
He made the front page of a scurrilous UK tabloid owned by Murdoch. Unless they hacked his phone, they probably paid him for it.
But seriously: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

Similar Discussions