Dear House Republicans, aka National Embarrassment

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BDBoop

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From a friend's site.

Dear House Republicans,
You make America suck. Out loud. When people from other countries think of us — thanks to you, your complete ineptitude since the Clinton administration, and the idiocy of the previous administration — they think about you and laugh. You are our National Embarrassment. There’s Darrell Issa’s endless congressional witch hunts that never amount to anything and yet ironically steal away millions of taxpayer dollars in the process of proving absolutely positively fucking nothing. There’s your hapless “leader” — and he has earned the quotation marks, believe me — who you know deep down hates the Tea Party but right now is so paralyzed in fear of them that he just rolls the fuck over for them. There’s Eric Cantor, who looks like Beaker the Muppet fucked Harry Potter and had a baby.
Okay. I admit — that last one was pure face-shitting insultery on my part. But fuck him, because it made me do this, so you might forgive me a little?
Now that we have that lovely image burned into our cerebral jelly, let’s continue bashing the living shit out of you mouth-breathing pachyderms, shall we? I’ll wait right here while try to repeal Obamacare on a purely symbolic — and therefore wasteful of taxpayer funding — vote for the 38th, 39th, or 40th time. God only knows you need to remind the fucking idiots who keep electing you why they put your sycophantic, Ayn Rand worshiping asses in office in the first place right? Keep givin’ ‘em red meat, boys!
You know, we have bridges collapsing, dozens of people being shot every day in our country, high unemployment despite slow economic growth, a War on Terror that has enabled us to become a surveillance state, and a War on Drugs that has incarcerated an alarmingly disproportionate number of African-American and Latino men. Yet through it all, you lot remain laser focused on subjugating women.
Oh, the economy needs a boost in the arm? Here’, have this radical,scientifically ignorant anti-abortion bill, America!

- See more at: The Political Garbage Chute | A Politcalocalypse!

He has much more to say, but you either agreed or disagreed - so you'll either swing by his site, or try to forget James Schlarmann exists. :)

That last comment is exactly how I feel. "Oh, we need jobs? Let's talk about sex, baby!"


 

BDBoop

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I have friends who can rant as well!

But I don't.

I never do nuthin like that......
He's positively poetic!

I'm good with zingers, the occasional cheap shot. But my writing style is completely different than his, for the most part. Which reminds me, I'm on vacation this week and should probably do some writing.
 

Rorschach

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He's positively poetic!

I'm good with zingers, the occasional cheap shot. But my writing style is completely different than his, for the most part. Which reminds me, I'm on vacation this week and should probably do some writing.
Absolutely!

Write something away from here.

Like some poetry, or a short story, or something.....
 

Rorschach

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PS I am NOT suggesting your posts are not informative or trying to chase you away.

Just saying that personal writing on something more permanent and meaningful might be more rewarding.

Whatever the case, enjoy vaction!
 

BDBoop

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PS I am NOT suggesting your posts are not informative or trying to chase you away.

Just saying that personal writing on something more permanent and meaningful might be more rewarding.

Whatever the case, enjoy vaction!
I have to rewrite my novel. :( I was 39k in when I fried my computer without backup.

DON'T YELL AT ME!

/sob
 
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