Donald's real dad

Jun 2014
EU. Hang Vlad Tepes from the Kremlin.
Forget the piss video, what Pewtin actually has on Trump is that Trump is Benito's bastard child. That was the real reason Trump was howling about Obama's birth certificate; it was in fact his own, that was falsified. Trump is in actual fact born in war-torn Italy in late 1945, was smuggled into New York at six months old and raised by a wealthy, sterile, fascist sympathizer. That's why Trump cites his biological father verbatim and is hysterical about not letting us see his bald head, since the public might otherwise recognize his direct kinship with Il Duce.

Oh, and Michael Jackson was a castrato, castrated as a pre-teen by his raving mad father, to keep his voice from breaking.

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