FOUND: Embarrassing personal emails from the Clinton Server:

Rorschach

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FROM: Bashir Assad

"I tank you so very much for nice words of support in my kill the Christians campaign. It is so refreshing that United States is now run by people who are on my level....."

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FROM: Benghazi Embassy

"SEND HELP FAST. BEING OVERRUN BY TERRORISTS, as per the situation we discussed with the President last week......PEOPLE ARE DYING!!!!!."

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FROM: Valerie Jarret

"ABOUT BENGHAZI: The Cons will be upset that those four crackers got yakked, but, we CAN NOT allow this to hurt the President's popularity ratings. SO, we have deemed, that this is officially due to a you tube video that no one has seen, or knows about. Please restate this talking point at least 3-4 times in every speach you give, for the next three weeks.....

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FROM: Para Dise

"Please tell Bill to call me....."

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FROM: Nanci Pelosi

"Dear Hillary. Doctor Fleshcrafter is running a special on cosmetic ankles. I think some of these, would look just DREAMY on you. Next week I'm going to him to get my 18th titty lift, and, 51st face lift. He's going to inject some silicone in my butt, too! Maybe you could join us, then, afterward, we can cast aspersions on the peasants....."

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FROM: Harry Reid

"Do you know me? I think I know you. Are you the fake one, or, the ugly one? When will my staff be here to change my depends? I got a 'pooty' squishin my bottom...."

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FROM: Joe Biden

"Hey, Hill...can you get me Slick's number. I need to ask his advice on bagging the wives of my campaign supporters. By the way...would their 12-year old daughters be too young for me???"

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FROM: George Bush

"Hey, Sis in law. Mom wants to know if you and Bill will be comming over for thanksgiving dinner?"

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From: Saudi Prince Ahab ibn Jaffer Abdul bin Saud

"You will find attached $5,000,000.00 check for...'women's rights,' hint-hint....."

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FROM: Chinese Buddhist Monks

"We were told that you would be our new contact for illegal contributions. Here's a $5,000,000.00 check from 'you know who....'"

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FROM: Boner Garage

"Please have Billy give me a call...."

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FROM: Janet Reno

"VERY lonely. Will we be able to spend some time together when you come to Florida?"

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FROM: Glorious Leader

I noticed that you failed to drop by and wash my feet today, madame Secretary.

Please respond with a short, three page assessment of what a wonderful person I am......
 
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FROM: EHarmony. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you.

FROM: Match. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you.

FROM: Zoosk. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you.

FROM: OurTime. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you.

FROM: OKCupid. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you.

FROM: BlackPeopleMeet. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you.

FROM: AshleyMadison. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you.

FROM: SeniorPeopleMeet. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you.

FROM: AmishDating. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you.

FROM: DatingPrisoners. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you.
 
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Rorschach

Former Staff
Aug 2012
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DUDE.

I know you are just trying to be nice, but...you should have included the final line in all of these responses:


FROM: EHarmony. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you. But, please tell Bill to give us a call, as we have quite the selection for him.....

FROM: Match. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you. But, please tell Bill to give us a call, as we have quite the selection for him.....


FROM: Zoosk. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you. But, please tell Bill to give us a call, as we have quite the selection for him.....


FROM: OurTime. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you. But, please tell Bill to give us a call, as we have quite the selection for him.....


FROM: OKCupid. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you. But, please tell Bill to give us a call, as we have quite the selection for him.....


FROM: BlackPeopleMeet. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you. But, please tell Bill to give us a call, as we have quite the selection for him.....


FROM: AshleyMadison. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you. But, please tell Bill to give us a call, as we have quite the selection for him.....


FROM: SeniorPeopleMeet. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you. But, please tell Bill to give us a call, as we have quite the selection for him.....


FROM: AmishDating. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you. But, please tell Bill to give us a call, as we have quite the selection for him.....


FROM: DatingPrisoners. com

Dear Ms. Clinton, we have reviewed your application and attached photo and we regret to inform you that we must reject your membership due to the fact that we do not believe we can find a partner that you would be compatible with or that would be interested in starting a one-to-one relationship with you. But, please tell Bill to give us a call, as we have quite the selection for him.....