Hey Enormous Fake Orca, You Had One Job

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A fake life-sized orca sits on the docks of Pier Two in Astoria, Ore., Thursday, June 4, 2015Officials in Astoria, Ore., deployed a motorized fake whale to try and scare off invading sea lions. They failed

In a disastrous but innovative attempt at wildlife control, officials in the Oregon fishing town of Astoria deployed a motorized fake orca whale today in a desperate effort to scare off hundreds of sea lions that have invaded their port.
“We simply don’t have the financial resources to build barriers. We have no choice but to look for very creative and low-cost solutions,” Port of Astoria executive director Jim Knight said.
Enter the fake orca — the latest in a string of creative solutions that have included placing electrified mats and brightly colored beach balls just outside the docks, Reuters reports.
Usually, the sea lions are seasonal visitors to Astoria, a town of 10,000 not far from Portland whose population relies heavily on fishing for its livelihood. But this year, instead of staying only for the winter, they seem to have moved in permanently. Some scientists posit that they may have been driven to Astoria in search of food by warming water in the Pacific Ocean; whatever the reason, local officials complain that the unwelcome visitors are loud and messy and are eating the fish on which so many townspeople rely (and disrupting the local caviar industry while they’re at it).
Luckily for Astorians and fake-whale enthusiasts alike, the Island Mariner, a whale-watch company from nearby Bellingham, Wash., volunteered its 32-ft. promotional boat, shaped like an orca, as a possible solution. The idea was to drive the boat, which emits whale song, into the dock area, scaring the sea lions away. However, the plan hit a series of snags from the start. First, the artificial whale’s motor flooded, causing hours of delays:
Fake Orca a Disastrous Attempt at Sea-Lion Control for Oregon Town
The seal lions have ignored this fake Orca Whale and now they are enjoying feasting on salmon while taking over the docks. So far its Sea Lions 1 Humans 0. Suggestions for these failing humans?sealionstheresatillson2_stjbcq.jpg
 
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I'm just surprised they thought it would work
You cant shoot the seals, but you could throw a couple sticks of dynamite by the docks every day. That would clear them out in no time. Animals detect their predators and this fake whale is making them laugh.
 
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