If we fired all of our guns at once, would we explode into space?

Jan 2016
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I remember when I was back in grade school, and the boys would ask each other questions like this: If the government of Red China got EVERYONE in China to jump off a four-foot high table at the exact same time, would that trigger massive earthquakes in America?

I hope I'm not giving them damn Communist Chinese any ideas!!