Imperial presidency

Jan 2014
16,291
6,211
south
#1
From the office of the president

on behalf of the american people, i have decided to
establish a new agency to protect the rights of the population.
This agency, the people's protection agency, will be in charge
of deciding the proper items allowed to insure that the rights of the
individual cannot be violated by other persons. Such items deemed
by the government as hazardous to the rights of the people will be
banned from production, import or possession by individual citizens.
The government, of course, will maintain a stock of these items
under strict control for research and comparison purposes. All items
on the banned list will become the property of the government and will
be seized, forcibly if necessary, by federal personnel.
As an additional function of this agency, the government will
declare certain ideas and contentious publications as banned from
ownership and view of the public to prevent such ideas and publications
from violating the rights of the individual citizens. This agency will
also properly decide the correct interpretation of the united states
constitution and bill of rights to insure the populace does not improperly
make such decisions as will cause individual rights to be violated.
This agency will have full authority to enforce their decisions for the
good of the people using any means necessary, including force. These actions
will insure the absolute rights of the population regardless of race, creed or
religion and eliminate the contention and strife currently being experienced
in most of the world. The american people will then be able to live happy
and productive lives without fear of ridiculous ideas and actions of those
people classed as rebellious by nature.
Your government is here to help you.
 
May 2013
12,402
6,859
Banned Camp Segregation Unit
#2
From the office of the president

on behalf of the american people, i have decided to
establish a new agency to protect the rights of the population.
This agency, the people's protection agency, will be in charge
of deciding the proper items allowed to insure that the rights of the
individual cannot be violated by other persons. Such items deemed
by the government as hazardous to the rights of the people will be
banned from production, import or possession by individual citizens.
The government, of course, will maintain a stock of these items
under strict control for research and comparison purposes. All items
on the banned list will become the property of the government and will
be seized, forcibly if necessary, by federal personnel.
As an additional function of this agency, the government will
declare certain ideas and contentious publications as banned from
ownership and view of the public to prevent such ideas and publications
from violating the rights of the individual citizens. This agency will
also properly decide the correct interpretation of the united states
constitution and bill of rights to insure the populace does not improperly
make such decisions as will cause individual rights to be violated.
This agency will have full authority to enforce their decisions for the
good of the people using any means necessary, including force. These actions
will insure the absolute rights of the population regardless of race, creed or
religion and eliminate the contention and strife currently being experienced
in most of the world. The american people will then be able to live happy
and productive lives without fear of ridiculous ideas and actions of those
people classed as rebellious by nature.
Your government is here to help you.
The fuck is that?
 
May 2013
3,003
1,297
North East
#6
From the office of the president

on behalf of the american people, i have decided to
establish a new agency to protect the rights of the population.
This agency, the people's protection agency, will be in charge
of deciding the proper items allowed to insure that the rights of the
individual cannot be violated by other persons. Such items deemed
by the government as hazardous to the rights of the people will be
banned from production, import or possession by individual citizens.
The government, of course, will maintain a stock of these items
under strict control for research and comparison purposes. All items
on the banned list will become the property of the government and will
be seized, forcibly if necessary, by federal personnel.
As an additional function of this agency, the government will
declare certain ideas and contentious publications as banned from
ownership and view of the public to prevent such ideas and publications
from violating the rights of the individual citizens. This agency will
also properly decide the correct interpretation of the united states
constitution and bill of rights to insure the populace does not improperly
make such decisions as will cause individual rights to be violated.
This agency will have full authority to enforce their decisions for the
good of the people using any means necessary, including force. These actions
will insure the absolute rights of the population regardless of race, creed or
religion and eliminate the contention and strife currently being experienced
in most of the world. The american people will then be able to live happy
and productive lives without fear of ridiculous ideas and actions of those
people classed as rebellious by nature.
Your government is here to help you.
bonehead? from the South ?

how appropriate.
 
Likes: 2 people
Jan 2011
31,134
4,315
Boise, Idaho
#10
The direction libs (you know be labeled the party of NO ...by the original party of NO) desire to take us because if they cannot argue their foolish points home, they will just force it on us by exec order or coercion or just flat out lies. Just ask 'em they know what is best for us all.

This is what is meant when white house reps keep warning that the Pres has a phone and a pen.