In his latest humiliation - Boris Johnson's dog resigns as his pet!

May 2013
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Lord Slobberly? :lol:

LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In the latest in a string of humiliating blows to the British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson’s dog has abruptly resigned as his pet.​
The dog, whom Johnson named Lord Slobberly, made the announcement in an official statement on Thursday morning.​
“After wrestling with my conscience for some time, I have concluded that any further association with Mr. Johnson would be damaging to my reputation,” the dog said.​
The sudden defection of Johnson’s dog sent shockwaves through his cabinet, with many ministers fearing that Lord Slobberly could be just the first of his pets to jump ship.​
Specifically, parliamentary sources report that Johnson’s cat, Lady Paws-Whiskerly, is rumored to be in conversations with the Liberal Democrats.​
As for Lord Slobberly, the dog said that his first official act after resigning would be to “bite Jacob Rees-Mogg in the ass.”​

In Latest Humiliation, Boris Johnson’s Dog Resigns As His Pet
 
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