Jimmy Kimmel Ruthlessly Mocks Ted Cruz’s Porn-Liking Excuses: WATCH

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Jimmy Kimmel Ruthlessly Mocks Ted Cruz's Porn-Liking Excuses: WATCH - Towleroad
by Andy Towle

"Senator Ted Cruz’s apparent interest in bisexual porn provided ample fodder for Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue on Tuesday night."
"But finally, he explained why he doesn’t think it wasn’t Ted:

“I really honestly don’t think it was Ted Cruz. I don’t think Ted Cruz looks at porn. Ted Cruz masturbates to pictures of poor people without healthcare.”
 
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"Imagine if he had done something this perverse during his campaign, he might be President right now".

"I don't think Ted Cruz looks at porn, I think Ted Cruz masturbates to pictures of poor people without healthcare." -Kimmel
 
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I agree with Kimmel and don't think it was Ted watching porn, "he masturbates to pictures of poor people without healthcare".
 
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