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highway234

Former Staff
Feb 2010
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I've Got Nowhere Else to Go
I want an America where crooked lawyers and pedophiles cannot undermine our postage stamps.
 

Red Eft

Former Staff
May 2007
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A good one.

Unlike my opponent, I will protect our Bill of Rights, our innocent children and our job creators.
 

highway234

Former Staff
Feb 2010
18,444
8,077
I've Got Nowhere Else to Go
Unlike my opponent, I will protect our basic democratic principles, our innocent babies' smiles and our McMansions.
 

Red Eft

Former Staff
May 2007
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3,168
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Did you try some of the others? I live in wine country and found the Wine quotes funny.

A satirical sauerkraut aftertaste and fishy parsnip overtones are brought together in the 2012 Pinot Noir from Champs de Monet.
 
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Red Eft

Former Staff
May 2007
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Caliani Bros Vineyards fuses melancholy espresso flavors and a nefarious bean curd flavor in their 2004 Bordeaux.


Ewwww
 
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Red Eft

Former Staff
May 2007
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Ok, last one.

The 2008 Semillon from Leoni Vineyards mixes romantic marigold midtones with a some ass-spankin' tasy rasberry perfume.
 

highway234

Former Staff
Feb 2010
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I've Got Nowhere Else to Go
ah, there's nothing settling down for the evening with a murder mystery and a nice bean curd bordeaux from a good year.
 
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