Random thoughts about religion

Czernobog

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If Jesus went to all the trouble of dying on a cross for our sins, isn't really our responsibility to make sure that he got his money's worth? Just sayin...
 
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Czernobog

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Anyone who has ever actually had sex with a virgin can tell you that having to deal with seventy of them isn't really paradise. Just sayin...
 
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RNG

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Sitting on that cloud playing your harp will get old in about half an hour. Then what for the rest of eternity?
 
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boontito

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If I found out my buddy who watched me for years rowing my boat could walk on water the whole time, I'd be a little pissed.
 
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Attention:
Sunday morning, sermon on the evils of gambling.
Sunday evening, Bingo! In the main hall. enjoy!
 
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Czernobog

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The debate between religion, and science was over when churches started putting lightning rods on their steeples, wasn't it?